CANOE TRIP
I WAS INVITED ON A CANOE TRIP WITH SOME
THSE ARE RICH REDNECKS THAT GROW FRUIT. A VERY NICE BUNCH OF PEOPLE. PEGGY WOULDN’T GO SO I INVITED ANOTHER GIRL B SHE WAS AND IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND PEGGY’S. PEGGY AGREED FOR US TO GO. B WAS GAY AND IN A RELATIONSHIP AT THE TIME.
B AND I DRANK A LOT ON THAT TRIP WE COULD HAVE GOT A TICKET FOR DRUNKEN CANOEING. WELL WE MADE THE TRIP DOWN THE RIVER WITH ONLY A FEW COMPLAINS ABOUT OUR SINGING AND SUCH.
WE STARTED BACK IN MY TRUCK COMNG FROM THE
B SAID I HAVE TO PEE I TOLD HER TO HOLD IT NOW I MENTIONED THE BEER WE WAS TRYING TO DRINK UP BEFORE WE GOT BACK. SHE SAID RAY I REALLY HAVE TO GO..
I SAID OK I HAVE A IDEA I WILL PULL THE TRUCK TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND IF SHE WILL SQUAT AND PEE BY THE BACK WHEEL SHE WILL BE OUT OF SIGHT OF TRAFFIC.
SHE AGREED AND GOT OUT AND DROPPED HER PANTS SQUATTED BY THE BACK TIRE. HER BARE BUTT FACING THE TIRE I COULD SEE THIS IN MY MIRROR AND DIDN’TTHINK I SHOULD WATCH.
SO
I PUT THE TRUCK IN GEAR AND PULLED ABOUT 30 FEET AHEAD. WELL HORNS HONKED AND CARS WENT BY AND HER BARE BUTT WAS THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE..
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY SHE GOT PISSED AT ME