CANOE TRIP

 

I WAS INVITED ON A CANOE TRIP WITH SOME ORANGE GROWERS

THSE ARE RICH REDNECKS THAT GROW FRUIT. A VERY NICE BUNCH OF PEOPLE.   PEGGY WOULDN’T GO  SO I INVITED ANOTHER GIRL   B    SHE WAS AND IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND PEGGY’S.   PEGGY AGREED FOR US TO GO.   B WAS GAY AND IN A RELATIONSHIP AT THE TIME.

 

B AND I DRANK A LOT ON THAT TRIP    WE COULD HAVE GOT A TICKET FOR  DRUNKEN CANOEING.    WELL WE MADE THE TRIP DOWN THE RIVER  WITH ONLY A FEW COMPLAINS ABOUT OUR SINGING AND SUCH.

 

WE STARTED BACK IN MY TRUCK COMNG FROM THE WEST COAST OF FLORIDA TO THE EAST.  TRAFFIC WAS HEAVY  BUT NO SERVICE STATIONS OR ANYTHING.

 

B SAID I HAVE TO PEE    I TOLD HER TO HOLD IT    NOW  I MENTIONED THE BEER WE WAS TRYING TO DRINK UP BEFORE  WE GOT BACK.   SHE SAID RAY I REALLY HAVE  TO GO..

 

I SAID OK I HAVE A IDEA   I  WILL PULL THE TRUCK TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND IF SHE WILL SQUAT AND PEE BY THE BACK WHEEL       SHE WILL BE OUT OF SIGHT OF TRAFFIC.

 

SHE AGREED  AND GOT OUT AND DROPPED HER PANTS  SQUATTED BY THE BACK TIRE. HER BARE BUTT FACING THE TIRE        I COULD SEE THIS IN MY MIRROR AND DIDN’TTHINK I SHOULD WATCH.

                              

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I PUT THE TRUCK IN GEAR AND PULLED ABOUT 30 FEET AHEAD.  WELL HORNS HONKED  AND CARS WENT BY AND HER BARE BUTT WAS THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE..

 

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD   WHY SHE GOT PISSED AT ME