DAD’S FACT OF LIFE TALK

I WAS ABOUT 16-17 YEARS OLD WHEN I DROVE MOM TO SYLACAUGA AL FOR A VISIT. I DIDN’T REALLY WANT TO SEE DAD BUT MOM INSISTED THAT I LOOK HIM UP, SO I DID. DAD WAS DRINKING HEAVY,AS NORMAL, WE TALKED SOME AND HE ASKED ME IF I KNEW ABOUT THE FACTS OF LIFE. I WAS A WILD CHILD BUT THISSOUNDED INTERESTING. I TOLD DAD “WHY NO WHY DON’T YOU TELL ME” DAD SAID HE WOULD DO BETTER THAN THAT AND TOOK ME OVER TO THIS OTHER HOUSE. I WAS ABOUT 17 AND THERE WAS A WOMAN THER ABOUT 60. DAD SAID SHE WOULD SHOW ME THE FACTS OF LIFE PUSHED ME INTO THE ROOM WITH HER AND LOCKED THE DOOR. HE STAYED OUTSIDE WITH HIS BUDDIES WHILE SHE CHASED ME AROUND THE ROOM. I FINALLY TOOK A JUMP AT THE DOOR WITH BOTH FEET KNOCKING THE DOOR COMPLETELY OF THE HINGES AND GOT OUT. OUTSIDE WAS DAD AND HIS FRIENDS PASSING MONEYAND PAYING UP ON THEIR BETS ABOUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?