FIRE DRILL
MY FRIEND WAS GOING THRU A DIVORCE HIS WIFE HAD ALREADY GOT A BOYFRIEND AND MOVED HIM IN WITH HER. I MENTION THIS JUST TO KEEP THINGS ON TRACK.
MY FRIEND GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND ASKED PEGGY AND I TO DOUBLE DATE WITH HIM. MY FRIEND HAD BEEN IN PRETTY BAD MENTAL STATE OVER THE DIVORCE SO I SAID SURE LET’S GO.
WELL
SOME HOW I GOT TO DRIVE MY FRIEND’S’S VAN AND PEGGY WAS RIDING
SHOTGUN. WE
WATCHING IN MY MIRROR I SAW MY FRIEND AND HIS DATE GETTING ALL KISSY KISSY NO PROBLEM I KEPT DRIVING
LOOKING IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR AGAIN I SAW A BLOUSE UNBUTTONED. A FEW MINUTES LATER CLOTHES STARTED FLYING AROUND THE BACK OF THAT VAN. WELL SOMETHINGS NEED TO BE DONE IN PRIVATE
I SMILED AND PULLED INTO A CLOSED SERVICE BRINGING THE VAN TO A HARD STOP JARING EVERYONE IN THE VAN
I YELLED FIRE! AND
JUMPED OUT OF THE VAN
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT MADE ME WISH
I HAD A CAMERA
MY FRIEND ,RUNNING
, TRYING TO PULL HIS PANTS UP THE
GIRL TRYING TO GET SOMETHING COVERED
UP.
AND OH YEAH PEGGY ? ALREADY ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE STATION.
I YELLED HEY! NOW THAT’S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IN CASE OF A
REAL FIRE THIS IS ONLY A DRILL!
WELL EVERYONE RODE IN SILENCE
THE REST OF THE NIGHT BUT I HAD GOT MY POINT ACROSS
PEGGY-MY FRIEND AND THE GIRL ALL PISSED AT ME