FIRE DRILL

 

MY FRIEND ††WAS GOING THRU A DIVORCE††† HIS WIFE HAD ALREADY GOT A BOYFRIEND AND MOVED HIM IN WITH HER. I MENTION THIS JUST TO KEEP THINGS ON TRACK.

 

MY FRIEND GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND ASKED PEGGY AND I TO DOUBLE DATE WITH HIM. MY FRIEND HAD BEEN IN PRETTY BAD MENTAL STATE OVER THE DIVORCE SO I SAID SURE LETíS GO.

 

WELLSOME HOW I GOT TO DRIVE MY FRIENDíSíS VAN AND PEGGY WAS RIDING SHOTGUN. ††††WE LEFT TOWN AND HEADED SOUTH.

 

WATCHING IN MY MIRRORI SAW MY FRIEND AND HIS DATE GETTING ALL KISSY KISSY††† NO PROBLEM†††††† I KEPT DRIVING

 

LOOKING IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR AGAINI SAW A BLOUSE UNBUTTONED.††† A FEW MINUTES LATERCLOTHES STARTEDFLYING AROUND THE BACK OF THAT VAN.WELLSOMETHINGS NEED TO BE DONE IN PRIVATE

 

I SMILED ANDPULLED INTO A CLOSED SERVICEBRINGING THE VAN TO A HARD STOP†† JARINGEVERYONE IN THE VAN

 

I YELLED†† FIRE! AND JUMPED OUT OF THE VAN

 

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT MADE ME WISH I HAD A CAMERA

MY FRIEND ,RUNNING , TRYING TO PULL HIS PANTS UP†††† THE GIRL††† TRYING TO GET SOMETHING COVERED UP.

 

AND OH YEAH††† PEGGY ?††† ALREADY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STATION.

 

I YELLED†† HEY! ††NOW THATíS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IN CASE OF A REAL FIRE†††††††† THIS IS ONLY A DRILL!

 

WELL EVERYONE RODE IN SILENCE THE REST OF THE NIGHT BUT I HAD GOT MY POINT ACROSS

 

PEGGY-MY FRIEND AND THE GIRL ††††††††ALL PISSED AT ME