FIRE DRILL

 

MY FRIEND   WAS GOING THRU A DIVORCE    HIS WIFE HAD ALREADY GOT A BOYFRIEND AND MOVED HIM IN WITH HER. I MENTION THIS JUST TO KEEP THINGS ON TRACK.

 

MY FRIEND GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND ASKED PEGGY AND I TO DOUBLE DATE WITH HIM. MY FRIEND HAD BEEN IN PRETTY BAD MENTAL STATE OVER THE DIVORCE SO I SAID SURE LET’S GO.

 

WELL  SOME HOW I GOT TO DRIVE MY FRIEND’S’S VAN AND PEGGY WAS RIDING SHOTGUN.     WE LEFT TOWN AND HEADED SOUTH.

 

WATCHING IN MY MIRROR  I SAW MY FRIEND AND HIS DATE GETTING ALL KISSY KISSY    NO PROBLEM       I KEPT DRIVING

 

LOOKING IN MY REARVIEW MIRROR AGAIN  I SAW A BLOUSE UNBUTTONED.    A FEW MINUTES LATER  CLOTHES STARTED  FLYING AROUND THE BACK OF THAT VAN.  WELL  SOMETHINGS NEED TO BE DONE IN PRIVATE

 

I SMILED AND  PULLED INTO A CLOSED SERVICE  BRINGING THE VAN TO A HARD STOP   JARING  EVERYONE IN THE VAN

 

I YELLED   FIRE! AND JUMPED OUT OF THE VAN

 

WHAT HAPPENED NEXT MADE ME WISH I HAD A CAMERA

MY FRIEND ,RUNNING , TRYING TO PULL HIS PANTS UP     THE GIRL    TRYING TO GET SOMETHING COVERED UP.

 

AND OH YEAH    PEGGY ?    ALREADY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STATION.

 

I YELLED   HEY!   NOW THAT’S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IN CASE OF A REAL FIRE         THIS IS ONLY A DRILL!

 

WELL EVERYONE RODE IN SILENCE THE REST OF THE NIGHT BUT I HAD GOT MY POINT ACROSS

 

PEGGY-MY FRIEND AND THE GIRL          ALL PISSED AT ME