FIREPLACE
OUR
I WOULD PUT TWIGS ON THE LOGS SPRAY LIGHTER FLUID ON IT, THE FIRE WOULD
START EASY.
I CAME HOME ONE NIGHT AND PEGGY ASKED ME
TO START THE FIREPLACE. I TOSSED SOME
TWIGS ON THE LOGS AND SPRAYED THE LIGHTER FLUID ON IT.
ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE
THE FIREPLACE EXPLODED FIRE
RUN UP THE STREAM TOWARD THE CAN OF LIGHTER FLUID. I DROPPED THE CAN SPILLING FLUID ALL OVER MY
POLYESTER PANTS
AND THE COUCH AND CARPET. THE LIVING ROOM AND ME WAS IN FLAMES I YELLED AT PEGGY TO GRAB THE FIRE Extinguisher
SHE RUN AND GOT IT BUT NOT
KNOWING HOW TO USE IT HANDED IT TO
ME THAT NOW HAD PANTS MELTING TO HIS
LEGS AND FIRE EVERYWHERE I POPPED
THE PIN AND SPRAYED ME PUTTING OUT THE FIRE ON ME I THEN PUT OUT THE REST OF THE FIRE. ALL WE HAD WAS BURNS ON ME AND A BIG MESS
IN THE LIVING ROOM
PEGGY HAD BEEN TRYING TO START THE FIRE
BEFORE I GOT HOME BUT DIDN’T TELL ME
I NEVER USED LIGHTER FLUID AGAIN