GRILL AT CAMP

 

ABOUT SIX MONTHS BEFORE THE GREAT GAS SHORTAGE OF THE 70íS.†† I OPENED UP A AUTO PARTS HOUSE.

TO GET AWAY WITHOUT CUSTOMERS FINDING ME††† PEGGY AND I JOINED A NUDIST COLONYIN LOCHATCHEE FL

 

A GOOD CLEAN PLACE FOR FAMILYS. NO SEX OR STARINGJUST A RELAXING PARK.

 

WELL I WENT TO LIGHT THE GRILL, CHARCOL.

DAMN GRILL WOULD NOT LITE.I LOST MY COOL.

 

I CLOSED THE TOP AND SQUIRTED ††LIGHTER FLUID THROUGH THE TOP COVER. A LOT OF LIGHTER FLUID.

STRIKING A MATCH I DROPPED THE MATCH IN THE TOP OF THE GRILL.WELLLLLLLLL††† THE TOP BLEW UPFIRE CAME OUT ANDI HAD NO PUBIC HAIR LEFT.

 

I WAS OTHERWISE ALRIGHT†† BUT DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THE PEOPLE TRYING TO HELP ME WAS LAUGHING.