GRILL AT CAMP
ABOUT SIX MONTHS BEFORE THE GREAT GAS SHORTAGE
OF THE 70’S. I OPENED UP A AUTO PARTS HOUSE.
TO GET AWAY WITHOUT CUSTOMERS FINDING
ME PEGGY AND I JOINED A NUDIST COLONY IN LOCHATCHEE
FL
A GOOD CLEAN
PLACE FOR FAMILYS. NO SEX OR STARING JUST A RELAXING PARK.
WELL I WENT TO LIGHT THE GRILL, CHARCOL.
DAMN GRILL WOULD NOT LITE. I LOST MY COOL.
I CLOSED THE TOP AND SQUIRTED LIGHTER FLUID THROUGH THE TOP COVER. A
STRIKING A MATCH I DROPPED THE MATCH IN
THE TOP OF THE GRILL. WELLLLLLLLL THE TOP BLEW UP FIRE CAME OUT AND I HAD NO PUBIC HAIR LEFT.
I WAS OTHERWISE ALRIGHT BUT DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THE PEOPLE TRYING
TO HELP ME WAS LAUGHING.