MEL AND THE HOSE
WE LIVED IN
THERE WAS OUR HOUSE-A
EMPTY
ONE DAY I PULLED INTO
OUR DRIVEWAY, SAT THERE A FEW MINUTES AND TOLD PEGGY I HAD TO KNOW WHAT WAS
GOING ON
I WALKED OVER TO
MEL WHO WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EMPTY
I ASKED HER WHAT SHE
WAS DOING AS SHE SUCKED AS HARD AS SHE
COULD ON THE END OF THE GARDEN HOSE.
SHE STOPPED LONG ENOUGH TO TELL BE “I AM EMPTYING THE WATER FROM MY
WATERBED” I TOLD HER IF SHE DID THAT I WOULD LEAVE PEGGY AND MARRY HER” SHE GOT THAT YOU AREA DUMBASS LOOK ON HER
FACE AND SAID “YOU HAVE NEVER DRAINED GAS FROM A CAR TANK!!, HAVE YOU?
I FINELY CONVICED HER
TO LET ME HELP AND CONNECTED THE HOSE TO A WATER FACUET AND RUNSOME WATER IN
THE HOSEAND WATERBED DISCONNECTED FROM THE FACUET AND LAID THE HOSE DOWN OUTSIDETO
DRAIN.
I WILL NEVER FORGET
THE SIGHT OF HERE IN THAT EMPTY
YES SHE IS BLONDE