MEL AND THE HOSE

 

 

WE LIVED IN VERO BEACH, NEXT DOOR WAS A NICE COUPLE JOHN AND MELANE [MEL]

THERE WAS OUR HOUSE-A EMPTY LOT AND THEIR HOUSE

ONE DAY I PULLED INTO OUR DRIVEWAY, SAT THERE A FEW MINUTES AND TOLD PEGGY I HAD TO KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON

 

I WALKED OVER TO MEL    WHO WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EMPTY LOT ON HER KNEES SUCKING ON A 50 FT GARDEN HOSE THAT RAN FROM HER BEDROOM WINDOW TO THE MIDDLE OF THE EMPTY LOT.

I ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING   AS SHE SUCKED AS HARD AS SHE COULD ON THE END OF THE GARDEN HOSE.    SHE STOPPED LONG ENOUGH TO TELL BE “I AM EMPTYING THE WATER FROM MY WATERBED” I TOLD HER IF SHE DID THAT I WOULD LEAVE PEGGY AND MARRY HER”    SHE GOT THAT YOU AREA DUMBASS LOOK ON HER FACE AND SAID “YOU HAVE NEVER DRAINED GAS FROM A CAR TANK!!, HAVE YOU?

 

I FINELY CONVICED HER TO LET ME HELP AND CONNECTED THE HOSE TO A WATER FACUET AND RUNSOME WATER IN THE HOSEAND WATERBED DISCONNECTED FROM THE FACUET AND LAID THE HOSE DOWN OUTSIDETO DRAIN.

 

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE SIGHT OF HERE IN THAT EMPTY LOT SUCKING ON A 50FT WATER HOSE

 

YES SHE IS BLONDE