THE STRIPPER

WORKING AS PARTS MANAGER AT THE LINCOLN-MERCURY DEALER IN FT PIERCES FL. I GOT A CALL FROM ANN THE COMPTROLLER IN THE OFFICE. RAY SHE SAID its 9:00 IN THE MORNING RICK TOLD ME TO HAVE A STRIPPER HERE FOR THE SALES MEETING AT 2:00. I DON’T HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE TO FIND ONE YOU HAVE TO HELP

WHY SHE CALLED ME KNOWING I DON’T KNOW ANY EITHER, OH WELL 5 MINUTES LATER I BUSSED HER AND SAID I HAD STRIPPER ON THE PHONE AND I WOULD SWITCH THE CALL TO HER.

SHE HAD TO GO THOUGH “DO YOU WANT A HALF OR A WHOLE” AND OTHER QUESTIONS SHE WAS UNFAMILER WITH.

IN THE END ABOUT 1:30 A DOLL OF A GIRL IN A VERY SHORT SKIRT AND LOW BLOUSE CAME INTO HER OFFICE. SHE WANTED A CHECK TO PAY FOR THE SHOW. SHE SAT DOWN TO TALK TO ANN.

IN THE MEANTIME RICK’S WIFE SHOWED UP AND WENT INTO HIS OFFICE WANTING TO KNOW WHO THAT GIRL WAS. RICK TOLD HER ANN WAS INTERVIEWING HER FOR A JOB. ANN GOT A CALL RIGHT THEN FROM THE WIFE TELLING HER THE GIRL WOULD NOT! GO TO WORK FOR HER.

THE GIRL ENDED UP PUTTING ON A GOOD SHOW FOR THE SALESMEN AND ANN THANKED ME FOR FINDING HER BUT WANTED TO KNOW HOW I FOUND HER SO FAST.

IT WAS MONTHS BEFORE I TOLD HER THAT I LOOKED IN THE YELLOW PAGES UNDER “ STRIPPER”