UNDER THE DESK

WHILE WORKING AS PARTS MANAGER FOR CATALANO LINCOLN-MERCURY WE WORKED HARD BUT HAD FUN ALSO.

A SWEET GAL NAMED NATALIE WAS MY PARTS RUNNER. ONE DAY SHE WAS PLAYING TRICKS ON ONE OF MY COUNTERMEN. WELL SHE PUT WHITE GREASE ON THE EAR PIECE OF HIS TELEPHONE. SHE WAS AFRAID OF HIM CATCHING HER WHEN HE PUT THE PHONE TO HIS EAR.

SHE COMES CHARGING INTO MY OFFICE WHERE I AM DOING PAPERWORK , JUMPS UNDER MY DESK AND SAYS “HIDE ME”

WELL SHE IS HIDING UNDER MY DESK AND IN WALKS A OUTSIDE PARTS SALESMAN. HE SAYS HELLO AND SITS DOWN ACROSS FROM ME AND STARTS TELLING ME ABOUT THE SPECIALS HE HAS FOR SELL.

AFTER ABOUT FIVE MINUTES NATALIE PUSHES ME BACK AND CLIMBS OUT FROM UNDER THE DESK.

THE SALESMAN MOUTH WAS WIDE-OPEN AS I PULLED BACKED UP TO THE DESK AND SMILED AND SAID

“I’M SORRY WHATWAS YOU SAYING”

I NEVER EXPLAINED